”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me
- me: I'm so cute
- me 15 mins later: I hate myself
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me