Floral Tumblr Themes

feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me